My Political Soapbox

In response to hurricane Katrina, President Bush said "To the extent the federal government didn't fully do its job right, I take responsibility. I want to know what went right and what went wrong." ( I know what went wrong, 62,040,610 people voted for the asshole in 2004 )

And here's how I interpret it: "Response to floods and storms is a state responsibility, and to the extent that we were too slow in recognizing how incompetent the state and the city were, I take responsibility; which is to say that I take no responsibility at all."

For the last 2 weeks the government has been saying that they weren't asked for help by state and local governments, therefore they were not responsible. So it's really easily to apologize for mistakes that were made by the federal government and take responsibility for them when you don't believe that there were mistakes to be responsible for. Why apologize now? wtf?

Good news everyone, there are only 1224 days left in the presidency. It can't come fast enough for me.

I So Didn't Do Enough.....

I came across this blog a couple of weeks back and I just have to say, this guy is a hero. I would have never thought to do this. Instead of sitting back and donating money to the hurricane relief efforts, which was awesome for anyone who could do it, he got off his ass and went down there to help! He kept up on his blogging as much as possible and the posts are definitely worth the read. Leave him a comment.

Countdown to LOST.....(UPDATED)

ITS ALREADY STARTED FOOLS!!! You dont need a countdown anymore. Wednesdays 8:00PM

Watch It!!

Sandals & Socks

This is a really funny website. And for some reason Colorado men seem to think its OK to wear Sandals & Socks?

Group Sounds (NYC Band)

I don't know how I found this band online, but I like their sound. Check them out here and then check out the video for the song 'things fall apart' You can also download the mp3 of that song here!

Indecent Proposal

This is a fucking crack up....my dad would have kicked his ass!!

Video-Proposal.asf
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Video Tombstone

Interesting concept, I guess? Sergio Aguirre of Miami, Florida has marketed a headstone complete with a video monitor so you (the living) can watch a 5-7 minute video right there in the cemetery. The headstone has solar panels, the screen lasts 15 years and there are 2 audio jacks for headphones. And it only cost $1500!!

What? Can anyone imagine doing this? Am I the only one who thinks this is hokey? and weird.

Answers to "The" 10 Questions a la Julio

Hey All, Julio was brave enough to share her answers to "The" 10 Questions. She submitted 2 sets and I thought they were funny enough to share. Enjoy! PS If you want to send your answers to me I will post them. (all or some, you choose.)

Depraved answers

1. If you could instantly play any musical instrument, what would it be? flesh organ
2. Describe an orgasm in 5 words or less and at least one must start with the letter Q. yes please, quick!
3. If you could transform yourself into any decade and live in it for therest of your life, when would it be and why? 1920s i want it to be wrong to drink... makes it more fun!
4. If you could instantly be in any city in the world, where would you go and why? Amsterdam, do i need a reason, ha!
5. Name a food you haven't tried but would be willing to. Why haven't you tried it yet? chocolate body paint. it is expensive... and messy
6. What job or profession, no matter what it paid, would you never do andwhy? fluffer, I am a top not a bottom
7. If you could be any part of a house (living or inanimate,) what part would you be and why? naughty sex den... you know why
8. If you could be any fabric for one day, what would you be and why? sheets in the bunny ranch to see how depraved it really is there
9. If you could be any human (living or dead) for 48 hours, who would you be and why? snoop dog, then you are sure to finally know what a blow job is like high...
10. If you could only eat the same meal 3 times a day for the rest of your life, what would it consist of? who has time to eat with the other 9 questions?
    

Non depraved answers:

1. If you could instantly play any musical instrument, what would it be? guitar is cool...
2. Describe an orgasm in 5 words or less and at least one must start with the letter Q. re-quired!
3. If you could transform yourself into any decade and live in it for the rest of your life, when would it be and why? late 1800s, I like the clothes and chivalry without the mass death from plague
4. If you could instantly be in any city in the world, where would you go and why? NYC, everyone talks about it all the time. I want to see what the deal is.
5. Name a food you haven't tried but would be willing to. Why haven't you tried it yet? Indian food, I am a spice wus and heartburn attacks
6. What job or profession, no matter what it paid, would you never do and why? garbage man, i love my nose
7. If you could be any part of a house (living or inanimate,) what part would you be and why? movie room, i likes me some movies
8. If you could be any fabric for one day, what would you be and why? a us flag, you could see far and wide and you get a lot of respect
9. If you could be any human (living or dead) for 48 hours, who would you be and why? bill gates, he has the means to do almost anything/everything in 48 hours!
10. If you could only eat the same meal 3 times a day for the rest of your life, what would it consist of? cobb salad, is there anything that isn't in a cobb salad? or thanksgiving meal...

House

So as you all know I watch a lot of TV and I'm surprised I didn't get into the show House last season. I just got home from working a fucking long day and it just happened to be on. I like it. Did anyone watch it last season and if so can you give me a general synopsis so I don't have to read the 22 recaps on Fox's website. That would be super. Also, kudos to Fox for having a kick-ass fall season line up, bring it on.

"The" 10 Questions....

This is a quiz I made up a few years ago to get to know someone better, we'll just leave it at that. I just found it in a box of junk in my desk so I thought I would share. I would love to hear some of your answers or feel free to share all of them if you want.

Answer them off the top of your head, don't think about them too much, it ruins the answers. This should really take you no more than 10 minutes. Ready?

10 Questions, 10 minutes, 10 words or less per answer!

1. If you could instantly play any musical instrument, what would it be?
2. Describe an orgasm in 5 words or less and at least one must start with the letter Q.
3. If you could transform yourself into any decade and live in it for the rest of your life, when would it be and why?
4. If you could instantly be in any city in the world, where would you go and why?
5. Name a food you haven't tried but would be willing to. Why haven't you tried it yet?
6. What job or profession, no matter what it paid, would you never do and why?
7. If you could be any part of a house (living or inanimate,) what part would you be and why?
8. If you could be any fabric for one day, what would you be and why?
9. If you could be any human (living or dead) for 48 hours, who would you be and why?
10. If you could only eat the same meal 3 times a day for the rest of your life, what would it consist of?

UV Black Light Tattoo

This Is Awesome....Watch out everyone, I might have to get one. This is a kick-ass way to get a permanent tattoo without everyone seeing it.

The red one on the right is what it looks like right after you get it, and its only red because the skin is so irritated. Once it heals you wont be able to see it at all, except under black light.

That would be a hell of a conversation starter, Neat-O.

What Time Period Do You Belong In?

I belong in Ancient Rome.....who knew?

ANCIENT ROME Famous Ruler: fabled founder Romulus Living Quarters: Apartment houses/flats for low
class; single family home around centered
courtyard for upper class Hardship: The Republican Revolution Who could forget the time period that inspired the movie Troy?

What Time Period Do You Belong In?
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Take the quiz and let me know.

This Is What I Wanted To Do Today......

But I worked instead....damn job.

Ragdoll Girl

This is bizarre and fun, and I hope Dan doesn't mind that I borrowed it for my site. Check out falling ragdoll girl and then check out Planetdan.net. Let me know how long you played with her because I did it for a good 10 minutes. (you can grab her with your mouse and move her around)