Sorry it's wordy, but really funny.
Last night Ali and I went to the bar, shocking I know. We hang out in the same bar most of the time because it's close to home and they have $5 pitchers. Anyway, I would have to say last night was the most ridiculous night in regards to men.
Here's how it went....The first guy to walk up to our table asked us if the band sounded like mariachi music. Which they clearly didn't, they were a rock band. Nice pick-up line huh? He then wanted to buy us drinks, we politely said no, and then he said "how about conversation then?" I said "we are already having a conversation so no thanks." He walked off. Yeah!!
The second guy (who is the friend of the first guy) to come over to the table sat himself down and asked right out if he could have some of our quesadilla. wtf? Ali and I had been drinking for a while at this point, so I said to him, "Are you seriously trying to mooch food off of us?" He says yes and just sits there. He asks Ali if we come here often, she says "No, its our first time." He then says he goes there pretty often to play poker. (they have free Texas Hold'em in the dart room every Saturday night) Ali looks him dead in the face and says, "So if you're out here you lost?" He didn't like that. Ali and I finish our food and there was one piece of quesadilla left, he asks if we are done, and then dives into it. Who eats someone else's food? Especially a stranger. Ali sees a guy we know and runs to get him, he is carrying a drink called an "Adios Mutherfucker." It's a real drink, it's blue. Luckily the weird quesadilla guy gets the hint and walks off. This is bizarre right? Oh, there's more.
The third guy to come to the table was the drunk ass from behind me that kept bumping/leaning into me. Normally I don't get upset if you just bump into me, but he was leaning on me, like I was a freaking pole. He gets into a conversation with Ali. I can't hear their conversation because the band is so loud. But I can see that he keeps leaning into Ali and she keeps leaning away. I run off and find our friend that saved us from the quesadilla guy and after he comes to the table the weird drunk guy walks away.
We've been going to this bar fairly regularly for over a year and never have we had a night like this.
Matthew and his parents lived in Wyoming, they raised longhorn cattle, horses and grew barley for Coors beer. (I love Coors!) He first entered the Deerfield Academy in Massachusetts and then transferred to Columbia University where he played football and majored in Economics with an intent to end up on Wall Street. However, his girl friend's mother was a modeling agent who convinced him to try some modeling which led to a couple of TV commercials. Soon he appeared on the TV series 'Wings' and had a supporting role in the motion picture 'My Boyfriend's Back.' He first got noticed when he starred in the Fox drama 'Party of Five.' Up next he toplined the short-lived supernatural cop show 'Haunted.' Of course you can see him Wednesday's on LOST. Interesting piece of trivia: he is good friends with Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong.
I found this when I was searching for all the Halloween pictures I posted a couple of days ago. I couldn't resist posting it. I swear I was cool in 1981. I loved this outfit so much that there is a "series" of pictures with me posing in it. Check out the side ponytail.
I look like such a sad clown.
What's with the plastic mask and plastic apron costume? Who thought this was a good idea? The only good thing about it....I was Strawberry Shortcake. I loved her. ps those are my cousins
Yeah, another plastic mask. Witches were big in my household. (so much so I was a witch twice) My mom used to dress up in this very authentic looking costume complete with fake nose and then she would paint her entire face green. She scared a few kids to death. It was awesome.
My green paint was nothing to brag about.
Oh, you know it was the 80's when I thought this was a good costume.
I remember this costume well. My parents must have spent a fortune on it, and its so not that great. A french maid. whoopee.
This was two years ago. Barefoot and Pregnant.
Last year my costume was boring, I rented a queen costume. The other girls had much better costumes. Ali was a beer wench. Julio was Julio. (see this post for an explination) and Nicolle was a pregnant nun. She reused the belly from the my costume the year before. Nice!
I have had a couple of people ask me about Turn Your Head. It's a Colorado Springs company that will take a profile of your face and turn it into a piece of art. They even let you choose the type of wood you want too. I think it's a really cool idea!
Finally, the ice cream I love more than anything has touched my lips. So instead of going for a regular dinner with my mom tonight, we had ice cream. Does it get any better than that? Then....My mom bought me a bucket of pumpkin ice cream to take home. I'm gonna be so happy for days.
Good News everyone....my Halloween costume is done. (for the most part) We converted my old bridesmaids dress to look just like Jane Jetson's dress. Doesn't it look like I was actually doing something in that picture? The truth is my mom did all the work. I can't even sew a straight line....with the sewing machine!! Seriously.
