Malicious Garment

So I've been wearing a bra for something like 18 or 19 years...Which sorta grosses me out to say. Anyway, I've never actually been hurt by one, I mean really hurt, like blood and everything. Yeah they dig into my skin and I will forever have the Napa Valley in my shoulders, but yesterday the underwire snapped, popped through the fabric and poked me in the ribs. Do you have any idea how painful that is?

And since I'm bitching, the pretty bras like the one here rarely come in sizes larger than a C, so if you have small boobs and want them to look bigger, you're in luck. If you have bigger boobs and just want them to look pretty, you either cant find one or it costs somewhere between $50 & $60. WTF??