Overheard At Work

Doctor #1 "Why are you wearing scrubs?"
Doctor #2 "I always wear scrubs, what else would I be wearing?"
Doctor #1 "I don't know"
Doctor #2 "Well I'm not wearing any underwear!"

Check out Overheard in New York! and Overheard in the Office!

I'm So Excited!!

You all remember this from the 80's right? Man I loved this show!! I was so excited when I found out you can buy the complete first season on DVD. I haven't seen this in years. Anyone want to buy it for me?

LOST Wednesday

Lost star Evangeline Lilly once peed in a garbage can to win a $20 bet. She says she urinated in a park trash can after being dared to do it by her co-stars Matthew Fox, Jorge Garcia and Dominic Monaghan (whom she is rumored to be dating.)

"So we're in the middle of a parking lot in Kailua, daring each other to do things. Jorge turns to me and says, 'I'll give you twenty dollars if you pee in that garbage can.' Thirty seconds later, I've got my pants down and my bum hanging into this garbage can, and he has to give me twenty dollars."

Boob Sells

So apparently all I needed to do to increase the number of hits on my website, 133 so far today...... was to show a little boob.

(for a good cause)

Hi All, Thanks for stopping by to check out my rack. Come back soon!!

Boobie-Thon 2005

So October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. You can check out this link and submit your own boobie pic to help raise money for breast cancer research. Hey, men can do it too!!

There is also an option to pay $50 to see full-nudity boobies. (as Julio says, Do It!)

Thanks to Boozie for the info! I think I will do this every year.

Sunday Morning In Denver

Random Thoughts

So I tried a lotion from Bath & Body Works that someone at work had yesterday, its Rice Flower and Shea. Anyway, I put it on my skin and it smelled like I smeared play-doh all over me. Gross. Who wants to smell like that?

I was talking politics with Dana at work this week and I was talking about how stupid it was that Bush appointed Brown to head FEMA. She doesn't follow politics much and when I told her the only qualification he had was that he ran horse shows. Dana said "yeah, Arabian horses, and those aren't even real horses." Nice comment Dana, I love it.

We were supposed to have the 4th Scavenger Hunt today and we couldn't find enough people to make it worth while. The next one is tentatively scheduled for October 29th, and then there is supposed to be a Halloween party after. I will let you all know when there are more details.

I watched the movie "Heathers" today, man I hadn't seen that movie in years. I forgot how needlessly evil it is.

When Will You Die?

I get to live to 78....and you? Although the donuts and coke that I had for breakfast and the beer i'm going to have for dinner isn't really going to help my cause.
Happy Friday!!

Lets Talk TV...Again

It's roughly 4 days into the official TV premier week (its been longer for FOX, did I mention how much I'm loving FOX right now?) and my TiVo is at 62% full.

Let's talk about the new shows I have started watching: Prison Break, Reunion, House, Bones, Kitchen Confidential, Just Legal and My Name is Earl.
I LOVE all of these shows except Just Legal, I don't know how I feel about that one yet. Young lawyer, older lawyer and one is Don Johnson? I don't know if it can keep my attention.
Prison Break is the best new show of the season as far as I'm concerned.
The format of Reunion is cool, one year per week.
Bones is an interesting concept, I like the sexual tension between Booth and Brennan.
Kitchen Confidential is so my kind of humor and it just might have some staying power.
My Name is Earl....you can sum it up by saying, white trash weekly.

I've already seen Lost, The O.C., Two and a Half Men, Arrested Development, Inked, Miami Ink and Nip/Tuck. (and I tape Oprah everyday)

Let's just take a minute out of this post to talk about last nights season premier of LOST. I went to Ali's and watched it with her, Nicolle and Lenny. We were all on the edge of our seats the whole time. I want to know who thought it was a good idea to leave us with no previews for next week. :( And the pancakes were FABULOUS!! Thanks again Ali!

My TiVo is set up to record these shows either tonight or later this week: Head Cases, Freddie, Commander in Chief, Criminal Minds, Numbers, Out of Practice, Extreme Home Makeover, Desperate Housewives and Grey's Anatomy.

OK, I just realized I watch approximately 19 hours of TV a week. Have I lost my mind?

No Time...Must Watch LOST

So, I'm heading to Ali's to watch LOST, and we're having pancakes for dinner. I can't wait. Yummy!

P.S. I'm on TV overload and it's Wednesday, my tivo is at 42% capacity. I don't have time to watch everything. Uugghh!!

How Could You Not Love Michael Moore

"Sunday, September 11th, 2005
A Letter to All Who Voted for George W. Bush from Michael Moore
To All My Fellow Americans Who Voted for George W. Bush:
On this, the fourth anniversary of 9/11, I'm just curious, how does it feel?
How does it feel to know that the man you elected to lead us after we were attacked went ahead and put a guy in charge of FEMA whose main qualification was that he ran horse shows?
That's right. Horse shows.
I really want to know -- and I ask you this in all sincerity and with all due respect -- how do you feel about the utter contempt Mr. Bush has shown for your safety? C'mon, give me just a moment of honesty. Don't start ranting on about how this disaster in New Orleans was the fault of one of the poorest cities in America. Put aside your hatred of Democrats and liberals and anyone with the last name of Clinton. Just look me in the eye and tell me our President did the right thing after 9/11 by naming a horse show runner as the top man to protect us in case of an emergency or catastrophe.
I want you to put aside your self-affixed label of Republican/conservative/born-again/capitalist/ditto-head/right-winger and just talk to me as an American, on the common ground we both call America.
Are we safer now than before 9/11? When you learn that behind the horse show runner, the #2 and #3 men in charge of emergency preparedness have zero experience in emergency preparedness, do you think we are safer?
When you look at Michael Chertoff, the head of Homeland Security, a man with little experience in national security, do you feel secure?
When men who never served in the military and have never seen young men die in battle send our young people off to war, do you think they know how to conduct a war? Do they know what it means to have your legs blown off for a threat that was never there?
Do you really believe that turning over important government services to private corporations has resulted in better services for the people?
Why do you hate our federal government so much? You have voted for politicians for the past 25 years whose main goal has been to de-fund the federal government. Do you think that cutting federal programs like FEMA and the Army Corps of Engineers has been good or bad for America? GOOD OR BAD?
With the nation's debt at an all-time high, do you think tax cuts for the rich are still a good idea? Will you give yours back so hundreds of thousands of homeless in New Orleans can have a home?
Do you believe in Jesus? Really? Didn't he say that we would be judged by how we treat the least among us? Hurricane Katrina came in and blew off the facade that we were a nation with liberty and justice for all. The wind howled and the water rose and what was revealed was that the poor in America shall be left to suffer and die while the President of the United States fiddles and tells them to eat cake.
That's not a joke. The day the hurricane hit and the levees broke, Mr. Bush, John McCain and their rich pals were stuffing themselves with cake. A full day after the levees broke (the same levees whose repair funding he had cut), Mr. Bush was playing a guitar some country singer gave him. All this while New Orleans sank under water.
It would take ANOTHER day before the President would do a flyover in his jumbo jet, peeking out the window at the misery 2500 feet below him as he flew back to his second home in DC. It would then be TWO MORE DAYS before a trickle of federal aid and troops would arrive. This was no seven minutes in a sitting trance while children read "My Pet Goat" to him. This was FOUR DAYS of doing nothing other than saying "Brownie (FEMA director Michael Brown), you're doing a heck of a job!"
My Republican friends, does it bother you that we are the laughing stock of the world?
And on this sacred day of remembrance, do you think we honor or shame those who died on 9/11/01? If we learned nothing and find ourselves today every bit as vulnerable and unprepared as we were on that bright sunny morning, then did the 3,000 die in vain?
Our vulnerability is not just about dealing with terrorists or natural disasters. We are vulnerable and unsafe because we allow one in eight Americans to live in horrible poverty. We accept an education system where one in six children never graduate and most of those who do can't string a coherent sentence together. The middle class can't pay the mortgage or the hospital bills and 45 million have no health coverage whatsoever.
Are we safe? Do you really feel safe? You can only move so far out and build so many gated communities before the fruit of what you've sown will be crashing through your walls and demanding retribution. Do you really want to wait until that happens? Or is it your hope that if they are left alone long enough to soil themselves and shoot themselves and drown in the filth that fills the street that maybe the problem will somehow go away?
I know you know better. You gave the country and the world a man who wasn't up for the job and all he does is hire people who aren't up for the job. You did this to us, to the world, to the people of New Orleans. Please fix it. Bush is yours. And you know, for our peace and safety and security, this has to be fixed. What do you propose?
I have an idea, and it isn't a horse show.
Yours,
Michael Moore
www.michaelmoore.com
mmflint@aol.com"
(Thanks to Megan for forwarding this to me)

WTF? Edible Body Parts?

Nasty..... but a if someone wants to bake some weird shit for me, I'll take it.

Wicked....a Review

I think the word to describe it is A-MAZ-ING! The actors (especially Stephanie Block and Kendra Kassebaum, the wicked witch and Glenda) are so talented and their voices never wavered. If you're at all a fan of the Wizard of Oz you would love this musical, there are some great references to the movie and I would recommend it to everyone. We couldn't have been farther back in the theater (well we could have by one row) and it was still fantastic. I can only imagine what it looks like from the seats up close. Go see it if you can, unfortunately its sold out in Denver, but they offer a raffle for Denver fans who have not yet been able to purchased tickets. There will be 24 rush seats available (for $25 tickets, limit 2-per-person) and the lotto will begin two and a half hours before showtime, with the winning names drawn from a barrel a half hour later.

The show will also be coming to Dallas, Houston, St Louis Hartford and Washington DC in 2005.

See the lyricist/composer, Stephen Schwartz website for more dates and info.

Here is a link to a preview of the show.

Wicked

So I'm going to see this musical tonight with my mom. She LOVES the Wizard of Oz and for her birthday (back in June,) I bought tickets to the show while it is traveling through Denver. I'll let you all know how it is from our seats way in the back top balcony. :)


Here is what its about if you haven't heard about it: Long before Dorothy dropped in, two other girls meet in the Land of Oz. One, born with emerald-green skin, is smart, fiery and misunderstood. The other is beautiful, ambitious and very popular. How these two unlikely friends end up as the Wicked Witch of the West and Glenda the Good Witch makes for the most spellbinding new musical in years.

"The Crotch Effect"

Public Service Announcement (aka The Crotch Effect)

Male sweaty crotch can be so bad for your face. New zits on your chin after a night of "fun" can be really embarrassing. What should you do?
Well you have two choices:
1. Insist on a shower or
2. Just say No!
I know its hard to say no when your in the middle of the deed, but just think how long that zit could stick around. Days, weeks? Who knows. And what do you say when someone notices thy zit?
It could be worth it to go for the shower.

So in conclusion: Zits suck, but apparently so do you.

Happy Friday!!

My Political Soapbox Part 2

Since my mom called me to tell me she saw <---------this bumper sticker on a car this afternoon I thought I would share some more of my favorites.
<----I wonder if they are sorry yet?

<----I have this one on my car

<-----Right?

<---------Another way to say "NO W!"

<-----I know I can't wait

If you really want to show how much you hate him, you can buy all these bumper stickers at:

True or False?

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
2. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a bellybutton.
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.
4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
7. 40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
8. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.
9. The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
11. The average housefly lives for one month.
12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
17. The REAL reason an ostrich sticks its head in the sand is to search for water.
18. The only 2 animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the Rabbit and the Parrot.
19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie".
20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.
21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used instead of real milk.
22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.
23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are reused in vein transplant surgery.
25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.
26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be Green.

Let me know what your answers are.....

My Political Soapbox

In response to hurricane Katrina, President Bush said "To the extent the federal government didn't fully do its job right, I take responsibility. I want to know what went right and what went wrong." ( I know what went wrong, 62,040,610 people voted for the asshole in 2004 )

And here's how I interpret it: "Response to floods and storms is a state responsibility, and to the extent that we were too slow in recognizing how incompetent the state and the city were, I take responsibility; which is to say that I take no responsibility at all."

For the last 2 weeks the government has been saying that they weren't asked for help by state and local governments, therefore they were not responsible. So it's really easily to apologize for mistakes that were made by the federal government and take responsibility for them when you don't believe that there were mistakes to be responsible for. Why apologize now? wtf?

Good news everyone, there are only 1224 days left in the presidency. It can't come fast enough for me.

I So Didn't Do Enough.....

I came across this blog a couple of weeks back and I just have to say, this guy is a hero. I would have never thought to do this. Instead of sitting back and donating money to the hurricane relief efforts, which was awesome for anyone who could do it, he got off his ass and went down there to help! He kept up on his blogging as much as possible and the posts are definitely worth the read. Leave him a comment.

Countdown to LOST.....(UPDATED)

ITS ALREADY STARTED FOOLS!!! You dont need a countdown anymore. Wednesdays 8:00PM

Watch It!!

Sandals & Socks

This is a really funny website. And for some reason Colorado men seem to think its OK to wear Sandals & Socks?

Group Sounds (NYC Band)

I don't know how I found this band online, but I like their sound. Check them out here and then check out the video for the song 'things fall apart' You can also download the mp3 of that song here!

Indecent Proposal

This is a fucking crack up....my dad would have kicked his ass!!

Video-Proposal.asf
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Video Tombstone

Interesting concept, I guess? Sergio Aguirre of Miami, Florida has marketed a headstone complete with a video monitor so you (the living) can watch a 5-7 minute video right there in the cemetery. The headstone has solar panels, the screen lasts 15 years and there are 2 audio jacks for headphones. And it only cost $1500!!

What? Can anyone imagine doing this? Am I the only one who thinks this is hokey? and weird.

Answers to "The" 10 Questions a la Julio

Hey All, Julio was brave enough to share her answers to "The" 10 Questions. She submitted 2 sets and I thought they were funny enough to share. Enjoy! PS If you want to send your answers to me I will post them. (all or some, you choose.)

Depraved answers

1. If you could instantly play any musical instrument, what would it be? flesh organ
2. Describe an orgasm in 5 words or less and at least one must start with the letter Q. yes please, quick!
3. If you could transform yourself into any decade and live in it for therest of your life, when would it be and why? 1920s i want it to be wrong to drink... makes it more fun!
4. If you could instantly be in any city in the world, where would you go and why? Amsterdam, do i need a reason, ha!
5. Name a food you haven't tried but would be willing to. Why haven't you tried it yet? chocolate body paint. it is expensive... and messy
6. What job or profession, no matter what it paid, would you never do andwhy? fluffer, I am a top not a bottom
7. If you could be any part of a house (living or inanimate,) what part would you be and why? naughty sex den... you know why
8. If you could be any fabric for one day, what would you be and why? sheets in the bunny ranch to see how depraved it really is there
9. If you could be any human (living or dead) for 48 hours, who would you be and why? snoop dog, then you are sure to finally know what a blow job is like high...
10. If you could only eat the same meal 3 times a day for the rest of your life, what would it consist of? who has time to eat with the other 9 questions?
    

Non depraved answers:

1. If you could instantly play any musical instrument, what would it be? guitar is cool...
2. Describe an orgasm in 5 words or less and at least one must start with the letter Q. re-quired!
3. If you could transform yourself into any decade and live in it for the rest of your life, when would it be and why? late 1800s, I like the clothes and chivalry without the mass death from plague
4. If you could instantly be in any city in the world, where would you go and why? NYC, everyone talks about it all the time. I want to see what the deal is.
5. Name a food you haven't tried but would be willing to. Why haven't you tried it yet? Indian food, I am a spice wus and heartburn attacks
6. What job or profession, no matter what it paid, would you never do and why? garbage man, i love my nose
7. If you could be any part of a house (living or inanimate,) what part would you be and why? movie room, i likes me some movies
8. If you could be any fabric for one day, what would you be and why? a us flag, you could see far and wide and you get a lot of respect
9. If you could be any human (living or dead) for 48 hours, who would you be and why? bill gates, he has the means to do almost anything/everything in 48 hours!
10. If you could only eat the same meal 3 times a day for the rest of your life, what would it consist of? cobb salad, is there anything that isn't in a cobb salad? or thanksgiving meal...

House

So as you all know I watch a lot of TV and I'm surprised I didn't get into the show House last season. I just got home from working a fucking long day and it just happened to be on. I like it. Did anyone watch it last season and if so can you give me a general synopsis so I don't have to read the 22 recaps on Fox's website. That would be super. Also, kudos to Fox for having a kick-ass fall season line up, bring it on.

"The" 10 Questions....

This is a quiz I made up a few years ago to get to know someone better, we'll just leave it at that. I just found it in a box of junk in my desk so I thought I would share. I would love to hear some of your answers or feel free to share all of them if you want.

Answer them off the top of your head, don't think about them too much, it ruins the answers. This should really take you no more than 10 minutes. Ready?

10 Questions, 10 minutes, 10 words or less per answer!

1. If you could instantly play any musical instrument, what would it be?
2. Describe an orgasm in 5 words or less and at least one must start with the letter Q.
3. If you could transform yourself into any decade and live in it for the rest of your life, when would it be and why?
4. If you could instantly be in any city in the world, where would you go and why?
5. Name a food you haven't tried but would be willing to. Why haven't you tried it yet?
6. What job or profession, no matter what it paid, would you never do and why?
7. If you could be any part of a house (living or inanimate,) what part would you be and why?
8. If you could be any fabric for one day, what would you be and why?
9. If you could be any human (living or dead) for 48 hours, who would you be and why?
10. If you could only eat the same meal 3 times a day for the rest of your life, what would it consist of?

UV Black Light Tattoo

This Is Awesome....Watch out everyone, I might have to get one. This is a kick-ass way to get a permanent tattoo without everyone seeing it.

The red one on the right is what it looks like right after you get it, and its only red because the skin is so irritated. Once it heals you wont be able to see it at all, except under black light.

That would be a hell of a conversation starter, Neat-O.

What Time Period Do You Belong In?

I belong in Ancient Rome.....who knew?

ANCIENT ROME Famous Ruler: fabled founder Romulus Living Quarters: Apartment houses/flats for low
class; single family home around centered
courtyard for upper class Hardship: The Republican Revolution Who could forget the time period that inspired the movie Troy?

What Time Period Do You Belong In?
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Take the quiz and let me know.

This Is What I Wanted To Do Today......

But I worked instead....damn job.

Ragdoll Girl

This is bizarre and fun, and I hope Dan doesn't mind that I borrowed it for my site. Check out falling ragdoll girl and then check out Planetdan.net. Let me know how long you played with her because I did it for a good 10 minutes. (you can grab her with your mouse and move her around)