Answers to "The" 10 Questions a la Julio

Hey All, Julio was brave enough to share her answers to "The" 10 Questions. She submitted 2 sets and I thought they were funny enough to share. Enjoy! PS If you want to send your answers to me I will post them. (all or some, you choose.)

Depraved answers

1. If you could instantly play any musical instrument, what would it be? flesh organ
2. Describe an orgasm in 5 words or less and at least one must start with the letter Q. yes please, quick!
3. If you could transform yourself into any decade and live in it for therest of your life, when would it be and why? 1920s i want it to be wrong to drink... makes it more fun!
4. If you could instantly be in any city in the world, where would you go and why? Amsterdam, do i need a reason, ha!
5. Name a food you haven't tried but would be willing to. Why haven't you tried it yet? chocolate body paint. it is expensive... and messy
6. What job or profession, no matter what it paid, would you never do andwhy? fluffer, I am a top not a bottom
7. If you could be any part of a house (living or inanimate,) what part would you be and why? naughty sex den... you know why
8. If you could be any fabric for one day, what would you be and why? sheets in the bunny ranch to see how depraved it really is there
9. If you could be any human (living or dead) for 48 hours, who would you be and why? snoop dog, then you are sure to finally know what a blow job is like high...
10. If you could only eat the same meal 3 times a day for the rest of your life, what would it consist of? who has time to eat with the other 9 questions?
    

Non depraved answers:

1. If you could instantly play any musical instrument, what would it be? guitar is cool...
2. Describe an orgasm in 5 words or less and at least one must start with the letter Q. re-quired!
3. If you could transform yourself into any decade and live in it for the rest of your life, when would it be and why? late 1800s, I like the clothes and chivalry without the mass death from plague
4. If you could instantly be in any city in the world, where would you go and why? NYC, everyone talks about it all the time. I want to see what the deal is.
5. Name a food you haven't tried but would be willing to. Why haven't you tried it yet? Indian food, I am a spice wus and heartburn attacks
6. What job or profession, no matter what it paid, would you never do and why? garbage man, i love my nose
7. If you could be any part of a house (living or inanimate,) what part would you be and why? movie room, i likes me some movies
8. If you could be any fabric for one day, what would you be and why? a us flag, you could see far and wide and you get a lot of respect
9. If you could be any human (living or dead) for 48 hours, who would you be and why? bill gates, he has the means to do almost anything/everything in 48 hours!
10. If you could only eat the same meal 3 times a day for the rest of your life, what would it consist of? cobb salad, is there anything that isn't in a cobb salad? or thanksgiving meal...