It's Only Monday?

Crap people my weekends are killing me. I'm so damn tired. On a side note...I'm ecstatic that the second season of 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia' starts on Thursday. I missed it so.

Damn You Otto Titzling

Dear Otto,

Screw you for inventing the bra.

Sincerely,

Jess

Sometimes Working in a Hospital is Just Plain Scary

Today I had to get tested for Mumps because the hospital 6 blocks away had an outbreak. Like everyone else I got all the vaccinations as a kid, but apparently there is still a 10-20% chance that you can get it anyway. Scary right? (& 3 years ago I tested positive for exposure to TB, awesome) Then to top off the day the nurses in my department thought they would do the blacklight handwashing test. Basically you get a special lotion to rub on your hands, they send you to wash them and then you get to see where you have missed. All the spots you miss are where the germs would be. Have you ever done this? It's nasty. I did well in the spots that most people miss. Yea! me.
(and no that's not my hand in the picture, mine was nowhere near that gross) Who says singing the alphabet song twice while washing your hands doesn't pay off? It so does.

Happy Father's Day Daddy

So Did She Say Yes?

ANN ARBOR, Mich. (associated press) - A marriage-minded man ran naked through his neighborhood, trying to show his hesitant girlfriend that taking risks is important. He got more than he bargained for when he ended up being chased and shot at. read more...

I'm not sure but I think that plan back fired?

An Undersea Lodge? Who Would Have Thought

I accidentally found this on the net and I don't know about you but this scares me a little. The Jules Undersea Lodge. (even if I was a diver I don't think I could stay there) Plus it's like $295 per person/per night, or for the romantic diver, the honeymoon package is $1195. Uh, I don't think so.

General Confusion

So a while back I was talking about summer TV and the fact that I wanted to start watching General Hospital again. So when I got home this afternoon I sat down to watch it. Wait, first let me start by saying that I have watched GH off and on for years. My mom watched it when I was a really young girl, and then I started watching it religiously in high school and even planned my college classes around it. After that the show started getting stupid so I stopped watching it regularly and I would just catch an episode here and there, like when I was home sick. But I was always able to catch up, things don't move quickly on a soap opera. That said, when I sat down to watch today, I was so frickin confused. Courtney has died? the baby belongs to Nikolas? and Sonny has gone crazy? When did it get so confusing? It used to be simple and I loved it. Let's see if I can get through another couple of episodes?

Stupid Cell Phone...Way to Ruin My Day

Stupid frickin' cell phone decided to not to work anymore. The little chargie thingy has broken off and is now rattling inside the phone. Can't imagine why it doesn't want to charge anymore. Have to go buy a new one...Shit. I'll be back....

So here's the new phone I bought...Now I have to learn how to use it.

Oh, and let me tell you the best part, I can't get any of my phone numbers. So if you know me...You might want to text me and give me your number again :(

Purely For Ali's Entertainment

Here ya go buddy...Just trying to help.

Quiz Stop

and here are a couple of my favorites...

Are You A Nerd?

The Pirate Adventure Quiz

If You Had 2 Heads, Would One of 'em Turn on You?

Thank You Colonel

Today at work we (Alisha, Dana, Marsha and I) tried the New KFC Bowl. Who wouldn't love it? Mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, chicken and cheese all in one bowl? The general consensus...It's Awesome!

Dallas Recap

Ok, so I found out Wednesday that my mom could get me a cheap ticket to Dallas if I could fly out Friday morning. Hey, long weekend in Texas and my cousin Tiffany was getting married...Fun right? Well, I had a 7 am flight out of Denver, which means I had to get up at 4:30 am to drive my tired ass to the airport. Not fun. My mom and cousin Todd picked me up from DFW and we drove to the small town where my family lives. I took a nap and then we were off to the rehearsal/rehearsal dinner. Yummy food. Saturday I woke up early thanks to the previous days nap and I started washing fruit. Then Todd and I went to the reception site so we could set up tables and linens. We spent the entire day in the blazing 95 degree super humid sun doing everything we can get our hands on to ensure Tiff and Michael's wedding was fabulous. The wedding was indeed beautiful and thank goodness for the frozen Bellini's at the reception. Tiffany and Michael looked fantastic and I think they had a good time. (I know they are having a good time in Mexico right now) After I finally got up at noon on Sunday, I spent the rest of the day by the pool (sweating my ass off) and then we drove back to Dallas. I also somehow ended up with a huge nasty bruise on the inside of my calf. How the hell did that happen? What's with me and bruises lately? Anyway, the flight back on Monday was a little bumpy and not fun for the scared flyer that I am, but that pretty much sums up my weekend.

Sorry Y'all

I just don't have time to post this week. I'll be in Dallas until Monday. Have a good weekend.