Holy Stress

I am a little stressed right now...My brain is turning to mush. Need sleep. No, need beer. No, need sleep. Beer. Ugh, I don't even know. Is it possible to inject liquor directly into my veins while I'm sleeping? Has someone figured out how to do this. I don't need much, just a little drip throughout the night. It would help me wake up in a much better state of mind or I just wouldn't care anymore. That sounds good.