Meat/Seafood 101

Let me start by saying I will eat meat as long as it isn't prepared with anything sweet, NO SWEET MEAT. I also love my meat overcooked. Jerky is awesome.

• Brats - No
• Chicken - Yes, All day everyday
• Ham - Very Rarely, but yes to bacon
• Hamburger - Yes
• Hot Dogs - No
• Lamb - No
• Pepperoni - Yes
• Pork Chops - Yes
• Ribs - No
• Sausage - Yes, but not Polish
• Spam - no need to even ask
• Steak - Yes, if chopped and in something, never an actual steak
• Turkey - All day everyday
• Veal - No

I don't eat seafood. I will eat tuna occasionally, but only if it's packed in water, has a ridiculous amount of black pepper on it and served on saltine crackers. And that's it...Period.