Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Jess Is....

I stole this from Duane who stole it from Aubrey who in turn stole it from Kara.

Directions: Type "(your name) is" (with the quotes) into a Google search; cut-and-paste the first 10 responses that work. Just pull the answers right out of the excerpt Google shows you, don't click the link and search around. The only rule is that each one has to start with "(your name) is."

jess wants another cookie (which i guess doesnt count since it doesnt start, jess is. But I had to put it in because it is truly the first thing that popped up.)

  1. jess is no longer in the band
  2. jess is small, light, and one of the fastest rule engines available
  3. jess is a tool for building a type of intelligent software called Expert Systems
  4. jess is preoccupied
  5. jess is about to give up the game because of her family's objections
  6. jess is to offer opportunities toward employment for persons with developmental disabilities
  7. jess is open
  8. jess is new to the human business, she is a strange, possibly crazy, woman
  9. jess is not a hazard
  10. jess is not licensed

That is so freakin' hilarious. I actually do want another cookie.
Try it. I'll post anyone's answers.

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