Beer Math

Thanks to fellow blogger Matt Holzmann for this bit of trivia

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read...Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have beer (more than once but less than 10)

1. 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold).

1. 3. Add 5

1. 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

1. 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 ....If you haven't, add 1754.

1. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number



The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have beer each week).
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

Lesson of the Year

450 Sheep Jump to Their Deaths in Turkey
By Associated Press Fri Jul 8, 7:30

ISTANBUL, Turkey - First one sheep jumped to its death. Then stunned Turkish shepherds, who had left the herd to graze while they had breakfast, watched as nearly 1,500 others followed, each leaping off the same cliff, Turkish media reported.
In the end, 450 dead animals lay on top of one another in a billowy white pile, the Aksam newspaper said. Those who jumped later were saved as the pile got higher and the fall more cushioned, Aksam reported.
"There's nothing we can do. They're all wasted," Nevzat Bayhan, a member of one of 26 families whose sheep were grazing together in the herd, was quoted as saying by Aksam.
The estimated loss to families in the town of Gevas, located in Van province in eastern Turkey, tops $100,000, a significant amount of money in a country where average GDP per head is around $2,700.
"Every family had an average of 20 sheep," Aksam quoted another villager, Abdullah Hazar as saying. "But now only a few families have sheep left. It's going to be hard for us."

So remember when your parents asked "if your friends jumped off the bridge would you?" I wish I had known this story as a kid because my answer would have been "Yeah, if 1500 people jumped before me!"

Chili Frickin' Peppers?

Here it is in all its glory. This is what my grandmother sent me for Christmas. Nothing says "Merry Christmas!" like a chili pepper sweatshirt. Not only are the chili peppers, bow and garlic hand painted with super glossy paint but its too small.

Where the hell am I gonna wear this?

I love her dearly, but the sweatshirt in addition to the hair brush with her hair still in it....WOW!

I guess the only way it could have been worse is if I got this too?

Let's Recap....

Hey I'm back...I didn't actually go anywhere, I just didn't feel like posting. I hope your holiday was/is super. So here is a short recap of my holiday weekend....

Friday Night...We went to the bar to drink beer, surprise! I had a few too many, surprise!

Saturday Morning...I went to 'brunch' at my dad's house. Okay, I was SOOO hungover. The 3 mimosa's I downed in a half an hour made zero difference. After the barrage of "Are you dating anyone?" questions I watched a little football, opened some gifts and barely ate. Eww...stomach churning.

Saturday Afternoon...After brunch I drove to my mom's house. Wow, could they possibly live any further apart? No, I don't think so. I walked into my mom's house she took one look at me and said "Wow, you're so hungover!" and then went to get beer. My mom is the coolest ever. So after a few beers, dinner and 4 episodes of the first season of LOST, I was so ready for bed. There is nothing like getting in bed at 8:30 pm on Christmas Eve. Awesome!

Sunday Morning...Presents!! I got really cool stuff from my mom and my cousin Todd! But I got the best present ever from my grandma in Texas. (I'm so being a smartass here, and once I get home and take a picture of it you'll see what I'm talking about) We had breakfast and I of course cut myself. Oh yeah, it wouldn't be a holiday without me hurting myself in some way. (I burned my hand with scalding water for my birthday a couple of years ago) We watched a couple more episodes of LOST and I went home.

Since I haven't posted in a few days most of you don't know about "The Challenge." ok, quick detour so I can explain. Ali & I decided to buy Nick and Charlie Christmas gifts. (If you read FFIS you know who they are) We got Nick this and Charlie a Boondock Saints hoodie. Ok, we were happy with what we got them and then "the challenge." Nick and Charlie wouldn't be outdone and talked shit for days about how the gifts they were getting us had to be better than the gifts we got for them. Ali and I had never been in a Christmas Present Challenge before, so you know we had to step it up a little. In addition to the two original gifts above, we bought them hats from the bar we always go to. We decided that wasn't enough and just had to make them t-shirts. There has been a long standing joke about how Ali and I are "dating," only because we're always together, so of course Nick and Charlie must be "dating" as well. So the back of the shirts have their pictures and they say "I'm With Him" and the front says "BFF Forever" Aww, isn't that cute?
Can you guess who won "the challenge?" Hell yeah we did!! Sorry guys, your gifts were AWESOME, but not quite enough. (I will devote an entire post to the cool gifts we got from Nick and Charlie later)

Sunday Night...We went to the bar for "the challenge" and post challenge beers. It was cool hanging out with friends on Christmas. I missed Ken and Holly's Steak Extravaganza though, sorry guys, but there is an awesome video of Ken singing on FFIS if you need a little pick me up.

Sorry, I know I said this post would be a short recap. See what happens when I don't post for days.

Tubing

1. How much TV do you watch? when there aren't stupid re-runs, 19 hours a week
2. What is your favorite type of programming? comedy/drama
3. What is your favorite TV show? LOST
4. Do you watch a TV show from beginning to end, or are you a flipper? I'm so a flipper
5. Could you give up TV for a month? Fuck NO!

In the holiday spirit I'm only gonna tag one person.....Chuck

You Searched For What?

On average this site gets about 40 hits a day. The majority of them come from search engines. This is a list of what some people have searched for, I thought you might find them as funny as I do. (I've listed the most popular first)

1. Joshua Smith Filthy Rich Cattle Drive (I get about 20 hits a day for him)
2. Boobie-Thon
3. Wentworth Miller
4. The Shampoo Effect
5. Jane Jetson Costume
6. Unicorn Virtual Pet
7. LOST Wednesday
8. Life Gem
9. MyHeritage.com

and my all time FAVORITE is....

1. Fuck Me In The Snow

Why Is It Always When I'm Tired...

1. My co-worker had to go home early and now I have to work the late shift.
2. Then after getting out of work late...I need to shop for my secret Santa gift.
3. Because the x-mas party is tomorrow, I have to bake 12 dozen cookies tonight.

So much for going to bed early...

Life Gem Results

So to my surprise everyone who voted on the LifeGem Poll was pro diamond.

75% of you said "only if they paid for it" and 25% said "sure."

I don't know if I'm completely sold on the idea yet, but thanks for participating!

Ahhh....Interesting

I thought I would try out the face recognition software on MyHeritage.com just to see which celebrities I resemble. Here are the top matches....
Annette Bening
Ninet Tayab (I had to look her up, she's a pop singer in Israel)
Emily Watson
& Rita Hayworth

Isn't That Nice (& a Little Sad)

This couldn't happen to me right? 0f course not

Forlorn Lover Leaves Ring in Unlocked Car
By The Associated Press

WESTBOROUGH, Mass. - An anonymous gift-giver, apparently depressed over a lost love, left a $15,000 diamond engagement ring in somebody's else's unlocked car in a commuter parking lot.

The ring came in a box topped with a white bow and accompanied by a note, which read: "Merry Christmas. Thank you for leaving your car door unlocked. Instead of stealing your car I gave you a present. Hopefully this will land in the hands of someone you love, for my love is gone now. Merry Christmas to you."

A 37-year-old Northborough man found the three-diamond, white gold ring on the seat of his car, which he had parked at the MBTA train station in Westborough on Dec. 7, The MetroWest Daily News of Framingham reported Thursday. He called police to report the find four days later, after he had the ring appraised. "This appears to be random, but we don't really know," said police Lt. Paul Donnelly. Police declined to identify the man. A police report said he had decided to keep the ring.

I leave my car door unlocked one time and some punk kids steal my stereo, this guy leaves his unlocked and he gets a diamond ring, wtf?

Crush Calculator (*updated)

I love this idea! Click here to figure out if you're compatible with the person you have a crush on.


**Thanks to the 15 people who actually did this....

Just so you know, I'm not reading who your crushes are, it was just a joke!!

So Sad

Our friend Kaitlin is moving back to Michigan.... which makes us all very very sad.

Life Gem?

Ok, my mom approached me with this idea yesterday and I want to know what you think of it. We have always talked about being cremated after death, but I'm still a little torn with this idea. At first, the only thing I could say was Ewww! and then we started talking about it and then it didn't seem so bad.
Take the poll over here and let me know what you would do ---->

There is a company that will take the ashes of your loved one and make them into either a blue or yellow diamond. Quick Stats: They need 8 ounces of ash to make the gem, they come in sizes from .20 - 1.0 carats, prices range from $2,699 - $19,999 and it takes 6-9 months to make each stone. (depending on the color you choose)
What? all that's after cremation and funeral services.
So go to the website and read about it and/or just take the poll.

(Hey, if my mom is willing to set aside a cool $20,000 I might consider it, but I want the full carat)

Ouch!

So I just hit my head on my car door coming back from lunch. (Don't ask) So far no blood but I feel a little out of it and want to throw up. I'm sitting here with an ice pack on my head, not working, because all the nurses yelled at me and told me I had to. Do you think I can go home? No, I get to sit here for the next 6 hours. Why does this shit always happen to me?

What?

Your true talent is numerical ability!

You're great with numbers, whether you enjoy math or not. Your results show that you're not only good at calculations, you are much better than most people at understanding how to use numbers to your advantage. How do we know that's your true talent? While you were taking the test, we calculated your responses to each test question and rated your skills in 5 areas. You scored highest on numerical ability.

Glow In The Dark Roses?

OK, seriously this scares me a little. I'm not a huge flower person, especially roses, but I sure as hell don't need them to glow in the dark. And at twice the price of regular roses? No thanks

Scary Unicorn

Ok, now this unicorn might be scary....This is what happens when 'Nick' our adopted virtual pet doesn't get fed.

Wow, cranky Uni's are a little freaky.

Fuck The Hiatus & The Snow

YEAH!! I got 11 hours of sleep last night. (The best sleep ever btw) Anyway, I promised myself when I started blogging that I would try to post everyday, and I did up until Sunday. So fuck the hiatus, I'm back.

Sorry guys, 11 hours of sleep makes me a little feisty....
For those of you who don't live in Colorado, it snowed yesterday/last night and so the drive in this morning was unbelievably slow. First, I woke up late, because when I went to bed at 7 pm last night I forgot to set my alarm. I got ready, ran downstairs, almost killed myself crossing the parking lot, and jumped into my car. Just fucking fabulous, it wouldn't start. I called work to tell them I was going to be even later than I thought and sat in the car a few more minutes freezing my ass off because there is no way I was making the dangerous trek back to my apartment. Finally, it started. I was driving to work and this jackass in his F-250 behind me decides he would like to drive faster than everyone else. Great Buddy, where ya gonna go? So he pulls around me and speeds past all of us in a lane that doesn't exist, he almost caused like 3 accidents. I'm so glad he has a huge truck that doesn't do well in the snow, good for him. It was cold as fuck today with the high of 3 degrees. I cant wait for tomorrow's high of 30!! The only redeeming part of my day was I was only an hour late for work and got to leave an hour early, how does that happen?

I don't know why....but I said 'Fuck' a lot in this post.

Hiatus

So apparently I'm needing some downtime. I didn't get around to posting on Funday and Blogger was down last night, So...Yeah, I'm gonna take a little break. I'll be back either when I get enough sleep or have something truly interesting to say.

Way Too Much Time

Ali and I are going to freeze our asses off at the Parade of Lights tonight. I'm sure we will take some pictures.

I thought this video was funny, and someone has way too much time on their hands.

Me Me Me (And We All Know... It's Always About Me)

(Taken from Ms. Meh and Boozie. Sorry guys it's been a long day.)

How old do you feel? today....45 but normally....about 25

What do you believe is the meaning of life? trust

Why is the sky blue? cause it's pretty?

What is your favorite thing to cook? lemon pepper chicken with mashed potatoes

What would your last meal be? thanksgiving, the whole thing, turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, green bean casserole and pumpkin pie

What is the youngest age you have memories of? about 3 I think

What is your favorite thing in the world? i guess if i have to pick a 'thing' i would say my laptop

What living person would you want to meet? Dierks Bentley, he's so hot

What dead person would you want to meet? my great grandfather, edward o'neil, they say i'm like him.

Where in the world would you like to live? fiji or more realistically seattle

Who has the most influence on you? definitely my mom

What is your favorite dessert? pumpkin pie ice cream

Can you make cookies from scratch? yeah, duh, like at least once a month

Would you rather be single forever with a great family or be with your soul mate and have no family? wow, this one is hard, but i guess single with a great family since that's what i have now

What is your favorite scented candle? freesia and tiger lilly by votivo

Have you ever read the bible? nope

Who do you dislike most in the world? right now, george w bush

What is your favorite shape? depends on what it is for, but mostly square

What color do you feel represents you? red

Would you rather be honest and poor, or a liar and rich? well, lets go with what i know, honest and poor

What is your ideal ice cream creation? pumpkin pie, with pumpkin pie ice cream, graham cracker crust and whipped cream

What is your favorite thing to do? watch tv

What is your favorite junk food? fruit rollups

What is the longest you've gone without talking to anyone? hum, like 48 hours

What is your favorite board game? chutes and ladders

What is your favorite book? anna karenina by tolstoy, just kidding, I don't have one

What toy have you always wanted and never gotten? i was spoiled and got everything i wanted

What item could you not go without during the day? caffeine

Do you consider yourself smart? yeah, sure

How old were you when life was the hardest? 23

Is there anything you have to do every day? besides the essentials, post here

If you had to get back with an ex who would it be? no way, not happening

When was the last time you felt truly loved by someone? today

What character trait would you change about yourself? lack of patience

Which of your five senses would you give up? that's a hard question, but i guess smell

What do you do when the power goes out? sleep

Would you rather spend the night out or in? out

Farewell Kyle

Our friend Kyle has moved back to Boston.

We'll miss you!!

Catalogs & Maple Syrup

I'm on somebody's fucking mailing list because I'm getting catalogs left and right in the mail. Unless Ali has decided to start sending me crazy shit in the mail again? Anyway, I am flipping through the L.L. Bean catalog and there was the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen, they are selling maple syrup. Get this....16oz = $16.50, a quart = $19.50 and the half gallon = $39.50....wtf? for syrup? Who would pay that?

Tired (Random Thought) Tuesday (*updated)

So last night was interesting, I felt like ass and really really wanted to go to bed, but I made it through. I'm not the only one that felt like shit....Ali, Nick and Charlie are sick too. Super.

I haven't been watching tv in the last few days, I know it's shocking. But hey, my DVR is only sitting at 83% capacity. Who am I kidding, I'll never catch up. I just watched Prison Break from last night, damn the cliffhanger. Grey's Anatomy from Sunday, broken penis' suck. I also cried through the last 5 minutes of LOST from last week, I think I need some sleep.

We apparently haven't been posting regularly enough on FFIS. Our friends at the bar gave us shit last night for being 3 weeks behind. We're working on it, we're working on it. ***There are 4 new posts up on FFIS ... ha I told ya!***

I just turned the heat on in my apartment for the first time this season, I've been living in an icebox for weeks. The kitties are happy.

I'm eating Thanksgiving dinner again for the 6th day in a row, but it's my favorite meal in the world so.....I'm good.

It's official, Wentworth Miller has taken over Joshua Smith's spot for top referrer to my site. Like you all care.

Darts

So Paul, Roger, Ali and I decided (because we're crazy) to join a dart league on Monday nights. Good thing it's the last episode of Prison Break, I don't know if I could have handled that.
Tonight's the first night and the same group we hang out with on FunDay is the same group playing darts on Monday. Soooo, I guess it's FunDay squared. Talk to you all tomorrow.

Live Trivia Proof

Here is the photographic evidence I promised.

Could I look any less thrilled to be up there? The girl next to me chain smoked the whole game.

The only answer I got right in that round was a question about fans protesting a cancelled UPN show. The answer was 'Enterprise.' Weird huh? I so should have let Ali win the first round and then I wouldn't have had to play again.

Can You Read This?

Olny srmat poelpe can.
I Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Unicorns Are Scary? Never

<----This is Nick....he's a unicorn. He was adopted because one of our friends (which we will leave unnamed, to protect his identity) had a fear of unicorns when he was younger. He says he had bad dreams about them, but only when he was sick. Does he look like he would hurt anyone? So after hours of giving him our unnamed friend hard time, Ali and I thought we would adopt Nick and show our friend how harmless they really are. They were all rainbows and fun when we were kids. Here is the semi-bad news...Nick is a virtual pet and requires feeding and education. We fear this may be difficult to maintain, but we will keep you updated.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Nobody Will Believe It! (Until We Post Photographic Evidence)

Ali & I actually played live trivia last night. Not the live trivia where you get a team and hand in answers on a sheet of paper, but live trivia, like on a stage (one on one) with podiums and microphones. The only reason we got up there is because all the 'regulars' at our bar weren't there, and the crazy part is....I won my group. I was playing against Ali and 'Roxanne', the extremely drunk girl who couldn't formulate a sentence. (I personally think Ali should have won) So after I won Ali decided to run home and get the camera. Couldn't miss this blogging opportunity.

LOST Quiz

Almost. You scored 87% accuracy!

Practice makes perfect and you're very close to the top. Maybe you've missed an episode or didn't catch what Locke's theory of the week is, but a little bit more dedication and you'll be to the addict level. I so thought I would do better than this.....did anyone else take the quiz? I would love to know what you scored.

Yummy! (Wentworth Miller)

Since it's the second to the last episode of 'Prison Break,' I thought I would show some love for a non-creepy actor from the show. Helllooo Wentworth Miller! (aka Michael Scofield) I really just want to show pictures because I'm ridiculously tired from FunDay, and want to get in bed. Enjoy!
PS He has two different colored eyes, and you can see him in the Mariah Carey video on my sidebar --->

Fun Day!

Hey Everyone it's officially Fun Day! (Remember Charlie and Nick renamed it) I thought it would be FUN to post some videos on my side bar -----> (scoll down) I thought you might want to know what I listen to..... and instead of posting pictures of albums, I thought videos would be more interesting. It's just a small sampling of my crazy music taste. Give them a minute to load and Have a good day!!

Hellloooo Harry Potter

Anyone who knows me, knows I am not a Harry Potter fan. I have seen the other 3 movies and did not enjoy them. So when Ali asked me to go with her to see Goblet of Fire on opening night, I thought she was crazy. She explained she needed me to help her save seats for the other people that were going. We picked up the tickets, ran next door to Chili's had a beer and then ran back to the theater to get in line by 5:00. We were the 7th and 8th people in line. Scary huh? We played cards for a while and then when they started seating we ran in to save 8 seats. I sat at one end and Ali sat at the other with coats and purses covering the other 6. I have never heard so many people bitch about saved seats. We were the most hated people in that theater at 6:45 when there were no good seats left. It was kinda comical. Kinda like the fact that the lady that sat next to Ali passed gas through the whole movie. ha ha! So here is the shocker. I actually liked this movie. It was really good. The best part of the movie was when Harry Potter took off his shirt and the lady sitting behind us said, in a totally perverted tone, "hellloooo Harry Potter!" Hilarious.

Warning: Post #101 is Bitchy

OK, I'm gonna be bitchy for a minute, I KNOW there are more than 4 people that read my blog. So why haven't you all put a pin in the freakin map?? Thanks to Janet, Todd, Kris and Paul, who took time to do it. I'm very disappointed! Hey first time readers, you can place one too.

Now click here to tell me where you are.

Anyway, Happy Friday....I'm going to see Harry Potter tonight!

100th Post / LOST Info

I just realized this is my 100th post. YEAH me!

I thought I would post some interesting facts about LOST.

Last week, a wet Walt appeared again on Lost. Before Shannon was shot, he spoke unintelligibly to her. But when Walt's words are played backwards, is he saying: "They're coming, and they're close"

4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42 — have all been retired by the New York Yankees, worn by Lou Gehrig, Yogi Berra/Bill Dickey, Thurman Munson, Whitey Ford, Don Mattingly and Jackie Robinson, respectively. (Of course, that doesn't account for 3, 5, 37 and 44 — Babe Ruth, Joe DiMaggio, Casey Stengel and Reggie Jackson — among others.)

108=
* It's the number of stitches on a major-league baseball
* It's approximately the number of minutes some satellites take to circle Earth
* It's a sacred number in Buddhism; a prayer strand traditionally has 108 beads. (This ties into the name of the mysterious island project, the Dharma Initiative.)

You should take the Lost Quiz! Let me know how you do.

Cookies....Lots and Lots of Cookies

This is what 12 dozen cookies looks like.....

I spent all of last evening baking them....

I just thought I would make you all jealous!!

Mystery Solved

The mystery has been solved!! My phone rang again last night at 2:27 am & 2:28 am, I finally answered it and the voice on the other end of the phone said: 'who is this?' I then said 'no, who is this?' It is someone I know and haven't heard from in a while. He did actually think he was calling another Jess, so I that made me feel super. There is nothing like someone waking you up in the middle of the night thinking they are calling someone else. Then he said the obligatory, you should call me sometime. When I explained I didn't have his number because it comes up as restricted, he said he would give it to me, but there was no way I was getting out of bed. I guess its better that I know who it is instead of the annoying late night mystery caller.

The Shampoo Effect

We have this theory when it comes to drinking 2 or more nights in a row. It's known as the 'Shampoo Effect.' Ever notice when you wash your hair twice you need much less shampoo the second time? That's pretty much what happens when you drink multiple nights in a row. This weekend was a triple shampoo effect weekend. Not intentionally, it just sorta happened. Yesterday's 'Fun Day' dart extravaganza was definitely the highlight of the weekend. (Nick and Charlie have renamed Sunday, it will now be known as Fun Day!)

Seatbelt Bag

My mom came back from a business trip last week with this bag in tow, she rocks. I love my new purse, and nobody can beat a purse that can hold 5,000 lbs of crap. It's practically indestructible. You should check out the website for prices and color choices. (I got the medium red one)

Joshua Smith

Last night Ali and I went for drinks and look who we ran into. That's right folks, Joshua Smith from Filthy Rich Cattle Drive on E! We had met him at Butter and Harris' house after the 3rd scavenger hunt. But since he brings a lot of hits to my website, based on this post from 3 months ago, we thought it would be funny to take a picture.

Map It

I stole this idea from Boozie, but I think it's really fun. I would love it if everyone would place a pin where they are. Come on you know you want to do it. Click here!! Who's gonna be the first???

Way to go Janet for being the first. YEAH!!!

I Don't Understand.....Part Deux

Someone keeps calling me in the middle of the freakin night!!! Ugh!
I say 'someone' because whoever it is calls me from a restricted number. Last night it was at 2:35am and Monday it was at 3:53am and then they waited and called back at 3:41am. WTF? If you want to talk to me at 2 and 4 in the morning here are a couple of tips:
a. dont call me at 2 and 4 in the morning, try a normal day time
b. call from a number I know
c. leave a message if I don't answer

Once again, its not that hard to figure out. And I wanna know who wants to talk to me so badly at that time of the night!

I Don't Understand

I was driving home tonight in freakin' shitty ass traffic, which I usually miss because I normally leave work at 3:30. I am singing to myself, yes I do that, and I look over to see a fairly attractive man in the car next to me. He smiles at me. huh, that never happens. He then starts 'car flirting!' You know, he looks at me, I look at him, he smiles, I smile, he looks away and then back, I do the same. He is not being subtle. Has this happened to any of you? I then see the slight glimmer of his wedding ring and then notice the damn 'Winnie the Pooh' sun shade suction cupped to the back window. Ugh!

There won't be an installment of LOST Wednesday today, I don't feel like talking about it tonight. Maybe we'll recap tomorrow.

PS.... I just watched an hour long program on 'paint' on the history channel. Paint, what the hell was I thinking? Paint isn't really that interesting....at all.

I Heart Prison Break (*UPDATED)

I love this show, and everyone thinks I'm crazy, but I love 'T-bag.' I of course think he's creepy on the show, but he's a really good actor. (and he actually looks normal in real life) He has also been on Carnivale, West Wing and ER. If you're at all interested you can read his bio/filmography here. We will talk about how much more I love Wentworth Miller another time.


*Ok, let me clarify. I don't love the character he plays on the show. 'T-bag' is a freaky, creepy, controlling sociopath. I like that the actor (Robert Knepper) that plays him and he does such a good job. I like that the character of 'T-bag' upsets everyone every week. It makes him interesting.

Boobie Wall In All It's Glory

I can't believe I found this picture.....There it is guys, in all its glory. I promise, no more boob posts this week. See this post for the story.

Random Shitty Sunday

1. I was hoping I would never have to write the infamous "If you don't like what I blog about, don't read it" post. So, I'm not going to dedicate an entire post to it, but apparently there are ASSHOLES out there that think they should tell me what to do and/or say. Thanks, but I've been doing just fine since I started this blog 3 months ago. I blog for fun, and guess what? YOU DON"T HAVE TO READ IT!!! Move on. I appreciate the people who read my blog for what it is. Thanks guys.

2. Don't worry everyone, I won't be lonely for long. Last night at the bar this 50ish year old cowboy told us (Ali, Nicolle and I) not to worry about not having any husbands right now but that some guys would come into our lives soon, and then we wouldn't be lonely anymore. I'm sorry, who said I was lonely? And who asked your opinion? I've been doing just fine without a man. (I'd like one, but don't need one) Yes, it's been irking me since last night.

3. I woke up this morning with an UTI. Just freaking great. Damn they suck.

How do I go from a kick ass Saturday to a shitty Sunday? hell if I know. It's par for the course.

Best Saturday Morning Ever....

So Ali and I met for free breakfast at Village Inn this morning. Why free? you ask. Well, because they weren't officially open and they were training their employees. Our waiter actually asked us if we would like some pie while we were waiting for our breakfast. Who does that?

Anyway, we were driving home and Ali notices something "special" at the grocery store! We drove all the way to Ali's to get the camera so we could get drive back and get some pictures.... (you can't beat free breakfast and the wienermobile in one morning, it's just not possible)

There are a couple more pics at FFIS

My Humps

I copied this story from Duane's blog (the boobs are mine)....and I'm with him on this one....
A woman invented this? (Where ya at guys?) Brilliant!


Designer creates wall of breasts

A Dutch designer has created a wall of fake breasts to help male shoppers buy bras that fit their wives or girlfriends.
Wendy Rameckers works at the Piet Zwart Institute for Retail and Design in Rotterdam, reports Het Nieuwsblad.
"Most men have a selective memory," she explained. "They know all about their car, but never seem to know their wife's bra size.
"When trying to buy a sexy bra for their wife or girlfriend, usually they point to other women in the shop or, when asked about size, they say a 'handful'."
The wall consists of rows of silicon breasts in all sizes. By look and touch, male shoppers can work out the right size, she says.

Honestly......I would be shocked if a guy could buy me a bra after fondling the boob wall. I would think he would get too distracted or confused and settle on buying me a sleep shirt instead, no sizing needed.

It Sounds About Right

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	6.6
Mind:	6.8
Body:	6.8
Spirit:	7.7
Friends/Family:	5.1
Love:	3.1
Finance:	5
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Halloween Weekend

So all the Halloween pictures are posted at FlipFlopsInSnow

(aka FFIS) Check 'em out!!

I'm So Spoiled

I'm really tired tonight, thanks to the slew of "Halloween beers" I had last night. So here I am laying in bed with my laptop trying to watch Bones and House on FOX. (I'm soooo excited they're back on) I'm so spoiled because I have picked up my remote at least 6 times trying to fast forward through the commercials. Damn the commercials! I have just realized I can't watch live TV. It's killing me. Also, to anyone who watches House....I heart Ron Livingston.

Boooyah

1. Do you celebrate Halloween? of course, every one of my 30 years.

2. Scariest movie you've ever seen: Any Friday the 13th movie, but I saw them when I was young so I'm sure they arent as scary now.

3. Did you carve a pumpkin this year? I helped carve this one with Dana and Alisha. It was for a compitition at work, see what the radiology girls can do.









4. Best costume you've ever worn or seen: Best I've ever worn: Barefoot and Pregnant.

5. Trick.. or treat? Depends on who's asking!!!